Tweets

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radsadmad:

swafg:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

16goingonserial:

theghostpiilot:

shes-little-miss-pipedream:

unwanted-spooky-hair:

thegingerterrorist:

mystery492:

#win

i already reblogged this but i just realized it had a half naked Zack Effron in the background

HEADMASTER ZEFRON

Is that a sexily posed Lucius Malfoy I see there?

am i the only one laughing at the picture of a nose

perfection

(Source: pleatedjeans)


OTP MEME: 6 episodes
↳ 5x01, “Definitions” (1/6)

And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit

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staygolddylan:

comixed-reactions:

THE 50TH TRAILER IS HERE.

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canyoudothecancan:

And thats how you get laid

kissmeyouanimalxo:

From best British newcomers to best British band

qifts:

fab-sloth:

de4thly-hall0ws:

I love your wall and handwriting

omg no that’s not my handwriting. but thanks :)

stay awake <3

(Source: fab-sloth)

losingweightfeelsgreat:

changebeginshere:

able-to-do-this:

healthattack:

yoga-body:

dedicated-to-health:

fat-ass-to-dat-ass:

yoga-bunny:

IT’S A PEANUT BUTTER MACHINE

Need.

I wouldn’t even bother with the little cup thing. I would put my face under the fountain of golden liquid and fill up my mouth and probably die from asphyxiation.

I suppose I can make almond butter with that? And pecan butter. And sunflower seed butter. And chocolate peanut butter. Yes?

i want this because of reasons

http://www.amazon.com/Nostalgia-Electrics-NBM400-Electric-Butter/dp/B002JAO5YQ

^^^^ I love this person. $38 dollars guys OH. MY. GOD.

Everyone must know.

(Source: humanbeens)

I didn’t even flinch. Wow.

i love this.

I was waiting forever for it to go off.

still waiting for it to go off…