makotosgirl:

i heard kissing is good for u so how about we both try to stay healthy huh

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criedwolves:

yeah sex is cool but have u ever put on clothes straight out of the dryer

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kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

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lameborghini:

My throne.

dontbreathelifeintoamonster:

IF U POINT OUT SOMEONE’S SELF HARM SCARS RLLY LOUDLY FOR NO REASON THEN I HOPE U GET UR LUNGS RIPPED OUT OF YOUR RIBCAGE

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"Oh yeah. *looks at scars with vague interest* I don’t know what happened. This body was like this when I took it over"

alisonofagun:

things to say when someone asks you about your scars (especially if they’re being rude and intrusive about it)

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fat-lasts-longer-than-flavor:

THIS

hotboyfriend:

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

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bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

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