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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

I UNDER STAND

snorlaxatives:

THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE EMBARRASSED AND BLURT OUT “YOU’RE BLUSHING” LIKE YES IM EMBARRASSED THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT TO EVERYONE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

(Source: maudit)

swagjustice:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post as been made

rhetoricc:

cohfee:

transparent wooo

omg, it actually worked

☸☸☸Gypsy And Vintage Here☸☸☸

ridic0lous:

If a girl did this to me unff i’d spend every single day of my life making her smile by kissing her when we wake up, holding her when she’s sad, being there for her when she needs someone and I would passionately kiss her for hours along her neck and collar bone.

(Source: williamgrahames)

carlyaquilino:

If you say this isn’t true you’re lying

(Source: romulusthread)

foxy-fennekin:

i trained you well

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

(Source: hirukusworld)

embraceyour-weirdness:

exichan:

If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.

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we did this on the last day of school,

we got detention on the last day of school.