ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

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I wish I was born in a time where they played blink 182 and sum 41 on house parties

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"Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality."(via entenpsychiatrie)

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i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

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alcohol is not the answer

alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

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have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

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old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

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So today a little girl came into the library where I work in an Elsa costume and she looked just like Elsa and my boss made the mistake of walking up to her and saying “well hello, princess, how are you?” and the little girl just says “Excuse me, I am a queen” and walks away

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*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

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i heard kissing is good for u so how about we both try to stay healthy huh

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yeah sex is cool but have u ever put on clothes straight out of the dryer

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